hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

oldroots:

im on a mission to make the security guard the most unlikable guy in the world

sassykardashian:

shit girl you trynna holla or what

verdeinvolumes:

ruinedchildhood:

Which Michael Bay movie is this from?

I was not ready for that!

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

xweetox:

If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem.

If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem.

If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical training, about your health situation because they are ‘fat shaming’ you, you are the problem.

If you choose to disrespect someone else due to the bullshit excuse of ‘priviledge’, you are the problem.

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

gwendolynparkers:

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

This is so important. Especially that last bit. Let me emphasize it. 

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

he-was-number-wan:

Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes