someone unfollowed me and i checked and it was a porn blog but i still felt a loss, you know?
Things I Say While I'm DrivingMe: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*
The look of true terror.
only 199X kids remember: when giygas invaded and tried to sentence all of reality to the horror of infinite darkness <3
When I lose my mom at Walmart
when someone screenshots your snapchat
Me when I’m the next one to present in class
my avocado don’t