When you’re sightreading a piece and suddenly it gets 10x harder
Best classroom introduction ever
Seven Wonders of The world
1. My Ass
this vine saved me
When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
Baby: What the fuck is this? I would like to see Harry Styles dead so he would stop ruining Louis and Eleanor’s “RELATIONSHIP”? OH MY FUCKING GOD. IS THIS A JOKE? HE RUINED THE BAND BECAUSE HE’S A SICK DISGUSTING WHORE? BITCH! SHUT UP. He’s filled with disease and needs to be soaked in bleach? BITCH I WILL POUR BLEACH DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’M CLEANING YOUR MOUTH OUT BITCH. GET A FUCKING LIFE! YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. FUCK YOU. BLA BLA BLA. TO ALL LARRY SHIPPERS, YOU ARE STUPID AND SICK FREAKS. EXCUSE ME? I’m not the one who had a fucking blog dedicated to wanting to kill someone! SCUSE ME. Ugh. I don’t need this in my life. What is this shit? I’m not even reading this. Spot the….. OH FUCK OFF. Oh. DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHH. Get a fucking life, virgin tit. I BET HE HAS NOT SLEPT WITH 410 PEOPLE DO YOU JUST BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU READ, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH? YOU’RE A RAT. OH MY FUCKING GOD. UGH. YOU SAY ALL LARRY SHIPPERS ARE FREAKS? WHO THE FUCK MADE THAT? WHO MADE THAT! YOU! YOU! YOU DID! SO WHY DON’T YOU! YOU! YOU GET SOME FUCKING HELP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION YOU STUPID FUCKING RAT. YOU ARE OHHH MY GOD. I DON’T NEED THIS. YOU’RE A SNAKE. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. FUCK YOU. I DON’T NEED THIS. I DON’T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE I FUCKING HATE YOU. I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. PEOPLE LIKE THIS PISS ME THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HARRY. HARRY IS A HUMAN BEING. HE’S A CELEBRITY BUT HE’S HUMAN. SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY? LEAVE.