lordeella:

lordemusic: tried to take a qt selfie with my dog before i realised he is going through a deep existential crisis right now oops 

beautiful-ambition:

sophisticantsophia:

chiefsimba:

taint3ed:

validx2:

Even mom  turnt

YOOOOOO

So live!!!!!

I’ve never been so hype to have kids in my whole life

Me as a mom tbh

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

image

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes