Oh my GOD
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
my parents said i need to work on my self esteem.
So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
D 0 N T L0 0 K A W A Y
thinking bout my internet friends like
P’li of the red lotus from Legend of Korra. Probably one of my favorite villains. (I found the lotus on google and filtered it, not gonna pretend I made that)
Uh oh, looks like you were fallin’ asleep on the job again! Pretty sweet of the gang to tuck you in, though. :)
Welcome to Freddie’s Mike! We’re so happy to have you here…
When people keep bothering you